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something only cool people can say. and anyone names heather and ally definitely are NOT cool enough to say that. DEFINITION- crazy cool
anyone who says this is totally cool. (so ally’s and heathers cant say this) it means REALLY CRAZY COOL (gracies are especially allowed to use this)
A flirting act that consist asking a girl if she wanna see a dragon, if she says yes, show her your fully erected dick while setting your pubes on fire for extra dragon effect.
I made a mad targaryen move at her yesterday, she loved it!
When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.
Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
A Mad Genital happens during coitus, the man or woman lights their pubic hair on fire, and slaps it across their partner's face.
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I just Mad Genital'd my girlfriend. She suffered 3rd degree burns, and is also suing me.
When someone wrongs you in a dream and you wake up angry with that person. You fully understand that person didn’t actually wrong you but you are nonetheless mad.
Bro my girl is dream mad at me because I cheated on her in her dream last night.
- but you haven’t really cheated on her though…
It doesn’t matter, she still mad.