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African Mud Packer

When one takes his shit and stuffs it's all in her mouth and packs it down deep with his cock.

Nathan took his shit and gave Katrina an African Mud Packer, she enjoyed it very much.

by Stewthecunt December 17, 2015


Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.

Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.

by ElevenToesJohn October 16, 2020


Tater Mud

Big huge piles of poopsy doopsey normally occuring after ingesting a hash brown or more commonly tater tots from iHop. The tater mud is a mean sloppy poopsy that leaks out of your rectum during poopsy squirts (see sharting).

Guy 1 - I just ate ihop, and I can already feel the tater mud slipping out of bung hole. Can I use your bathroom?

Guy 2 - No...

by McFrostyFlip June 1, 2010


mud-cross

the act of deceiving or give one the "run around" implying malicious intent during a time of collaboration.

"Bro, you mud-cross me again, I'm gonna kill yo ass."

"Girl, quit mud-crossing me. We was supposed to be married."

"Steven, after much deliberation and careful counsel, it has been unanimously decided that you have indeed be found mud-crossing on your best friend. Fuck you"

by NoxOne November 7, 2021


Mexican mud slide

Shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head causing your entire body to enter a woman’s vagina at the bottom

Me and your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night

by Live laugh May 18, 2021


Mud bucket

A woman or girl that is sometimes referred to as a THOT, or trick used only for a one night stand or multiple nights but never given an actual tittle or claim.

I use to mess around with this mud bucket that was like a door knob. Everyone had a turn.

by T1T0 November 6, 2015


Mud Paw

Licking poop off of someone's foot. After they have stepped in their and/or your poop.

Hey baby, you Wanna Mud Paw after dinner for some seconds.

by BroBroBoi June 2, 2021