monkey high

to get high without actually smoking marijuana, but sitting in the same environment as people who are smoking marijuana; contact high

Damn, dude! That's some strong shit! I think I'm getting a monkey high!

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fuck monkey

to fuck like crazy, screaming and bouning around.

When Sally discovered her vibrator, she was like a fuck monkey without a cage!

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Cheeky Monkey

Name for a person containing incredible amounts of awesomeness through use of sarcasm. This person generally is very sexually desirable and loves to hear their significant other call them by this name. Whomever is called this name is certainly a demi-god among men.

My goodness Kevin, you are such a cheeky monkey! I want to drape myself all over you and take part in your awesomeness!

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Grass Monkeys

Small monkeys that eat baby kittens. They hide in the grass and are invisible to the naked eye.

Mommy my kitten is being attacked by Grass Monkeys!!!

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monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

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funny monkey

something so funny it will make you die

OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY MONKEY!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!

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Gay Monkey

-insult
1. A word used to describe a friend/relative who's behavior resembles that of a mentally arrested monkey.
2. A word used to describe a friend/relative who engages in a poorly coordinated dance.
3. A monkey with homosexual tendencies.
4. Synonymous with retarded monkey, dickcheese, and bunghole.

1. "Gawd, you're such a gay monkey."
2. "Dude, you totally look like a gay monkey."
3. "Gay monkeys are the worst."

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