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I'VE GOTTA" POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE" WITH YOUR NAME IT.
IF I TAKE MY HANDS OUT OF MY POCKETS I WILL LAY A BEATING ON YOUR SORRY ASS.
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Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. A man or woman takes a shit and freezes it, then sticks it somewhere in their partner (i.e. anus, vagina, mouth, ect.).
We were in the mood for something more kinky so we did an alaskan cold pocket.
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The act of cumming in another person's pocket. Also the adjective used to describe the state of the persons pants after such an act.
"What should I wear today?"
"How about those cute jeans you wore yesterday?"
"No, ___ Came over and now they have salty pocket."
"Hey, can you hold my change for me?"
"I don't think that's a very good idea Christy, I have salty pocket."
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When you finish in you mother than spread her leg wide open and shit in her pussy
Charles- hey did you give you mom the Alabama hot pocket last night
Me- yeah she appreciated the fat juicy turd I left in her
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The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby
1-What is that thing on Mrs. M's keychain?
2-Dude, it's her inflatable pocket dildo!
1-Gross.
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When you have an incredibly sexy idea and your dick lights up a little in your jeans.
Baby, I just had a light bulb in the pocket. You should let me flip you over and go at a 30 degree angle. Also, put these handcuffs on.
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A person who stays in a area not exceeding 2 square meters dancing in a combination of dips, twirls, fancy footwork and other kick ass moves whilst keeping his hands in his pockets at all times. Eye contact from spectators only serves to spur the hand pocket dancer on, although all comes to an end once his wife comes back from the toilet. From then on the hand pocket dancer appears like any other normal drinker propping up the bar.
"Hand Pocket dancer's off again!"
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