curly hair hole

a woman's vagina. non color-specific.

"did you pound her curly hair hole last night?"

"damn, that girl could fit an entire kielbasa in her curly hair hole"

"Do you want to see my curly hair hole?"

"did you hear that sally got her curly hair hole pierced?"

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brown hair emily

A clinician I almost Threw a chair at months ago :)

What’s up brown hair Emily

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Sucks Emo Hair

Basically like saying that sucks. Exept a little more harsh. Saying Sucks Emo Hair doesn't have a total description. -Chris (Hoffer)

Guy1: My rat died.

Guy2: That Sucks Emo Hair Dude.

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[CRAMTON BALL HAIR]

When a person acts in cowardly way. Or simply cramping on Ball Hairs.

"BUD FUGGIN must be CRAMTON BALL HAIRS," what a pooh head.

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Nut Hair Deluxe

When A waitor at a Diner that probably goes by the name of Otto, gets very irritated that you keep sending him in the back for more food or drinks because it seems like he may have rapid mood swings, he proceeds to rip out his gray nut hair off his old wrinkly nut bag and throw them into your California Cheese Burger Deluxe thus not telling you about it and laughing the whole time you throw down that tasty hidden treat.

Yo Brian does not come to this diner anymore. Why Not? Cause last time he pissed off Otto he got a Nut Hair Deluxe.

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hair-hole

A reference to a woman's vagina, covered in hair, usually excessively, but not necessarily. A hairy pussy, an excess of pubic hair covering a woman's cooze.

Buddy #1: 'You see the hair-hole on that chick we were doggin' earlier, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, freakin' Chewbacca, wooly mammoth, Sasquatched-out hole slut, my brother. Fuckin' nasty, man, shoulda had a shave-party first, eh?
Buddy #1: 'Yer tellin' me, dawg, think I got some toilet-paper dingleberries up in my pubes after strokin' that funky hair-hole. Ever heard of Gillette??? Jeezus!

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water we dune hair

Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.

"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"