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RBD Library, or any place in general that you have to go, sit for hours studying your ass off, and frequently visit every week.
"'Sup my boy."
"What's goin on?"
"(sigh....) Square one...."
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"Hey, can you loan me a blue one for some Tim Horton's?"
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The amount of seconds after any minute that have passed when you end a cell call using daytime minutes and realize that roger's just charged you for a whole extra minute for that incredibly short span of time. This is usually followed by a very short depression, including reflecting on what you could have done in order to shorten your conversation by that amount of time.
Jim looked at his phone after calling bill. His call time was 3:02. He promptly palmed himself in the forehead, realizing he was within one-to-ten.
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do a fuckin ripper anal blast!
remember that time u cut one on that plastic chair.
that was some stinky shit right there!
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when a person is knocked to the floor in one punch
did you see that fight before? deanus got one-decked
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a quickie or a one night stand
Alex hit me up for a cheap one last night…
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When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one
Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one
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