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long jesus dick

A haitian proverb about how haitians have fourth Johnson in whole world.

Mines gots a long jesus dick my friends! Not an smalls american one YES

by Juzztn December 5, 2017


holy bloody jesus

holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite

holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud

holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun

by bluebear December 25, 2022


Jesus Christ on Jupiter

An expression when multiple things go awry at once.

I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!

by Dr. Goldtooth February 28, 2023


holy jesus convention

A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this.

But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.

Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!

by Shelbyyyy June 18, 2006


jesus h christ

an expression of surprised digust. The H probably stands for "Holy."

"Jesus H. Sufferin' Christ."

by Valda October 14, 2003

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Thank gay jesus

What queer people say instead of thank god

Omg that was a close one. Thank gay Jesus we made it in time

by Evie70 December 7, 2021

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drag radial jesus

See The Kevin Mullins

Drag radial Jesus knows all there is to know on drag racing.....Dont believe him just ask him.

by Uncle psy October 1, 2013

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