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When you're waiting for the pizza and keep looking out the window like a tweaker
Quit pizza tweaking bro it will be here soon.
Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.
" Hey, dinners ready!"
" YEAH! TOSTANALS PIZZA ROLLS!!"
This is something we celebrate in September 4
(use this to make ur parents buy pizza?)
It's national pizza day
When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.
Yo man, want some frozen pizza?
It’s like friend-zoning but it’s just used when it’s two people who like the same toppings on pizza
“Oh damn you like mushrooms too? We can be pizza pals”
“Did you just pizza pal zone me?”
It’s like friend-zoning but it’s just used when it’s two people who like the same toppings on pizza
“Oh damn you like mushrooms too? We can be pizza pals”
“Did you just pizza pal zone me?”
Basically just saying "Deep dish pizza" but only with emojis.
thats quite literally it
"i want "🍕🕳️" (deep dish pizza) ."