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The act of being a fucking badass because your a fucking pickle
Someone who's nothing but a pussy. Someone who has zero testosterone in their body and is positively bitchy and whiny. They also don't push themselves hard enough, but you and they know damn well they can do better.
Dave: What's up with Matt? Why's he acting like such a bitch? Jess definitely likes her.
Josh: He's a fucking pickled sandwich. Just watch how he talks to any woman ever and you'll get what I'm talking about
When someone puts hot sauce on a penis and goes down on it
Jerry: Did you hear that Jake gave Dan a hot pickle?! He’s so gay!
When a girl poops into a green condom and then freezes it. She then uses it as a dildo, and puts it in a jar with other poop filled condoms that she stores for the future.
Did you see Jenny’s clit pickle collection? There was like 15.
mcdonalds
whAT YOU GOT THE JOB AT SALTY PICKLES?? NOW U GIVEN ZENDAYA A SOMETHING
MIGHT USE DAT SALTY PICKLES HIRE TO TURN MY ENTREPRENEUR ENTERPRISE ECOMMERCE TO A SIDE HUSTLE THIS MAY OR FALL.
Having a woman defecate on a man's penis during anal sex.
Man, I was fucking her ass hard last night and that bitch gave me a steamy pickle
it’s the best thing i’ve ever tried if you eat a chamoy pickle kit with a rose toy you will get super powers
Diego: “Hey is that a Tiktok chamoy pickle kit ! I love those!”
Fern: yeah i have a rose toy too…
Diego: oh no..