piss farter

1. n. The stately gentlemen at the urinal, most often with one hand on the wall for support, who drops ass whilst urinating. To deftly accomplish the act of cutting the cheese while draining the lizard.

Guy 1: Man, I was in the shitter a minute ago, and this old boy must of shit himself while pissing it was so gross. He was one epic piss farter.

Guy 2: Did he have his hand on the wall to hold up his huge dork?

Guy 1: Did you ever see a piss farter that didn't?

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piss clown

It means a drunken fucktard

Look mon, Stephs a piss clown.

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pissing on a snowcap

The act of having sex with a woman, pulling out before you ejaculate then having an orgasm on her breasts. The final coup de gras is to urinate your name onto your splooge.

Credit to Special Ed of A Whole Lotta Rosie

Man, my ho wanted me to last longer so I pulled out and tried to hold off but I came. She didn't like it so I showed her by pissing on a snowcap.

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ghost piss

The act of pissing at a urinal without setting off the automatic flush going on once the urination has been completed. This can be accomplished via long range pissing, leaning way back, being invisible, or simply standing to the side of the sensor.

Dude, I thought I pulled off the perfect ghost piss, but much to my dismay, the flush went off just as I walked out of the bathroom.

I reduce my water consumption partly through ghost pissing.

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Double-Pissed

When someone pisses you off when you are already pissed off.

I made you pissed, but you were already pissed. So, you're double-pissed.

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antler piss

something that taste absolutely foul or disgusting can also be said out of anger a subsitute for( noncence )or( bullshit)

hey joey that miester brau taste like antler piss! or hey thats not right you got shafted thats antler piss,i

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Piss Kiss

The act of two penises brought together at the head in an effort to urinate into the other’s urethra

I saw Bill & Criss piss kissing in the tool shed last night.

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