Posting your anime waifu with the guise that it's a shitpost while flaunting around an unverifiable definition of what a shitpost is
"Why were you Anchovy Posting in #shitposting"
What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.
I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.
Post-tage syndrome is usually diagnosed to people who have just recently released a big montage on some game and are now demotivated to play the game or even touch since they feel like they've done everything
I don't feel like playing cod anymore maybe I have Post-tage Syndrome
Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...
*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
Meaning: Posts that go viral on other niche pages similar to yours.
These picture is one of the best-performing posts as there are many likes and comments.
A.K.A P.A.D
The mentality achieved by the majority of Senior High School Students that have received University/and/or/College acceptances and now refuse to try in school any longer as they have no need to.
Jim: Hey Bob, did you study for that upcoming calculus text?
Bob: Fuck that, I already got into University/College name, I don't need to do shit.
Ray: Fuck you and your PAD (Post Acceptance Denial) Bob. I got rejected.
No one cares, it’s not true and it’s full of dogs nuts. Thank you in advance
“Can everyone stop fucking posting these” no one cares