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This is when you slap your testicles onto or around your sexual partners rectum.
Hey bitch I'm gonna b hole testi punch you.
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A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
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Music for douche bags.
Five Finger Death Punch likes the dong.
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Making Love in a bathtub full of fuzzy punch
Robin: Mine and Trevor's love life is getting so dull, I don't know what to do.
Cristin: Have you tried making sweet sweet punch love? It should really liven things up.
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They're a metal band. You either hate 'em or you love 'em.
Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!
Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!
(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)
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A band that will make you jizz.
Hater: Yo, listen to dis new rap son', it got dat lyric liek about gettin' yo hoes tah suck ya dick!
Me: No, I'm good. I'll just listen to some Five Finger Death Punch.
Hater: Dat heavy metal shit!? Listen tuh some real music, bruh.
Me: Have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
Hater: Wut dah hell does interepit mean, nig!?
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When a dude is fucking a dude in the ass you go to give him the reach around. Right before the point of no return you pull out and shove your free handed fist elbow deep into the anal cavity.
Phil: oh yeah thats good
Joel: oh yeah are you ready to take it like a man, here comes the Santa Fe Butt Punch
Phil: Bring it big daddy!!
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