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The understood rule that unless you are handicapped and cannot walk, you never take the elevator when only going one floor up or down. Failure to comply by this rule results in wasted time for all other elevator passengers, and will undoubtedly lead to death stares and possible bodily harm to said offender.
I was late for my big meeting because some idiot was too lazy to take the stairs and decided to break the one floor rule.
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Respects the Rule 7
Dude 1 : Hi dude, you have some news?
Dude 2 : Yeah the Rule 7.
Dude 1 : What's that Rule?
Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7.
Dude 1 : Ok so tell me what is that Rule.
Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7...
Dude 1 : How can i respect it if you dont tell me what it is!?
Dude 2 : I just said what is the Rule so respect it!!
Dude 1 : But what is it!?!?
Dude 2 : Respecte the Rule 7!!!
Dude 1 : JUST TELL ME WHA'S THE FREAKING RULE!!!
Dude 2 : I JUST SAID IT!!! RESPECTE THE RULE 7!!!
etc
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When you have sex in your car, you're allowed to hang dice in the mirror
Troy earned his fuzzy dice already. It's the fuzzy dice rule
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When you are more than 100 miles away from your significant other, you may do whatever you want, including cheat on them
Bob hooked up with Cindy while he was in Vegas, but he knew that his girlfriend Carrie wouldn't mind, because he was covered by the 100 mile rule.
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When a female and male are communicating via text messaging and the female replies with two words or less, the male may not respond. Only exception is if the female is asking a question that consists of only two words. Also, smiley faces count as one word.
Male to another Male: I really want to text Sarah back but I can't because of the two word rule.
examples of two word rule in use include:
Male: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Female: Nothing much.
Male: How are you?
Female: Good.
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A rule stating that if you sit in the back row of a movie theatre, you intend not to watch the movie, but preform sexual acts with a partner.
Mike and I saw Baby Driver on Friday and made out during it. Back Row Rule!
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The rule that states that if an individual has left an item at a friend's house that hasn't been moved or used within a 3 week period: then that item may be used by the household's occupants as an improvised ashtray.
Nathan: "Dude I was gonna make a coffee why the shit is my coffee mug full of ash and cigarette ends?"
Billy: "3 week rule man you have plenty of time you move it or use it"
Nathan: "I was in hospital I was in a fucking car crash you dick!"
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