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Someone who's actions are driven to gain status to boost their ego, in which they will do anything to be accepted by others and once they have that acceptance it makes them feel arrogant.
A socialized puppet may go as far as dressing up like a teletubby with a dildo on and then fucking a farm animal with the dildo to get 50,000 likes on social media. A socialized puppet may accept getting abortions if it's socially accepted, but then reject abortion if getting an abortion hurts her social status. Socialized puppets don't have any empathy and use people to gain social status to boost their narcissism and will do anything to follow what's trending, while they should do all the right things and for the right reasons with being thankful for any opportunity and do what they can.
When donkeys and unicorns come past their differences and become friends
Person A: did you hear about social terrorism?
Person B: yeah, I'm so glad unicorns and donkeys became friends!
When someone walks into a room and seeds an argument over an intentionally dividing subject, and gets everyone upset with each other, and then casually leaves as the arguments continue to brew.
A group of close co-workers and I were having lunch in the cafeteria, when out of nowhere, Karen from accounting walks through and says "It's perfectly natural for Tom Brady to kiss his son on the lips.". Moments later, the anger and arguments between everyone defending their points of view had escalated to a point where nobody even noticed Karen had already left. Karen is a master at social cropdusting; she does it all the time. Karen is a bitch.
When people are mean to you and you feel offended
"I feel socially penetrated by that person"
A person providing social commentary aimed at enforcing said person's superior knowledge and ethos of current moral / values and that which is politically correct. Social mastrubators are often failed / undiscovered political journalists and band together on social media where the opportunity to point out where a politically incorrect view is raised.
That tweet brought out social masturbators in full force.
You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
A discreet way to call someone a dirty slut.
Alicia: Hey, did you hear about Becky's weekend?
Jessica: Yeah, she was a real social taco.