Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
The act of not socialising. (Similar to hybernating through winter but for socialising)
That person is not socialising, that must be Social hybernation.
A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.
"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"
A person who looks to resolve social issues without regard to political rhetoric.
Social Solutionists solve problems while politicians use problems as socially divisive talking points.
A revolutionary mobile application that has taken the dating and social networking world by storm. This app is a game-changer, set to annihilate all competitors with its unparalleled features. TAP Social is the epitome of what a social app should be: completely free, devoid of inactive users, and providing the ultimate convenience with instant matches at the tap of a button, eliminating the need for tedious swiping. It's a digital haven for those seeking genuine connections and meaningful interactions, leaving all other apps in its dust.
Bruh, would you swipe that ass? Of course not! So get on TAP Social and tap now, you're welcome.
They might be family but they don't mean you well they trying to turn you out, there making you look bad, are you that socially Suicidal, you will do anything to seem like you belong in that crowd, you're looking bad, especially when your trying to portray something different outside of those friends.
An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.
See also, "Internet Coward"
Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.