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Duppy man is used in Jamaican culture to reference someone who does not exist. It is also used to mention the spirits of the old African religion. It is sometimes used in insulting contexts but it itself is not insulting.
"A di dutty duppy man dweet."
Translation: "The dirty ghost did it."
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what the milk man gives to his special customer, like me
I got some man milk from the milk man, and all i had to do was suck! good deal!
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The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.
This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.
When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.
You: Awww, you poor fella.
Him: I'm DYING!
You: (Soothingly) Oh, you're not dying Cy.
Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu!
You: Do you need some sympathy?
Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain...
You: I understa-
Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!
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A yes man is a person who agrees to every opportunity they come across, no matter how crazy it may seem and they do not weigh the consequences.
Yes man(no spoilers) is also a movie that was produced in 2008 starring Jim Carrey. In this movie he makes a conevant with himself to agree to any opportunity that he may come across.
Some people believe they are living life this way by opening up every possible gate to a better future.
Fredrick: Last night I watched Yes Man!
Bob: I saw that a few weeks ago. Im glad I did, I have been saying yes to everything lately and have found the sweetest things in life.
Fredrick: Wow, are you serious!! I am going to become a yes man!
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It's like,"hey bud." "Righteous." I don't know you that well dude.
Hey you found my cell phone! Thanks man.
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n. Drinking game, using two dice. At the beginning of the game a "three man" is designated and every time a three is rolled that person must drink. Once the three man rolls a three he/she may designate a new three man. If a 7 is rolled, person to rollers left must drink. If an 11 is rolled, person to the right must drink. If doubles are rolled, can be given to anyone to be made to drink, can be given to two people or all to one person. If rollers get three consecutive people to drink they can make up a rule (like Kings).
After a long night of three man, I couldn't walk
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When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.
Before Danny takes his turn humping Robby, he must first get rid of that, "Oh so full feeling". Danny takes a seat on the toilet and gives himself a man-bortion. Pooping out Robby's love nectar.
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