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When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.
BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."
To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.
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A behavioral offset(though not necessarily a detrimental one) in which a person will treat a random person they meet with(and probably helped with once or twice in their lives) as if they were best friends. Typical Myspace Syndrome can be identified in superfluously affectionate behavior(ie: often demanded big hugs when they meet, etc)
How the two meet is by no means limited to just adding each other as friends on Myspace/Facebook/etc.
Guy A: Hey! :D
Girl: OMG, it's (insert name here). Hi :D
*big hug*
Guy B: Man, look at him. He's only met this girl one day last month ago when she asked for homework help, and now they act like there's an unbreakable bond between them, like every other girl this guy met. He's got a serious case of Myspace Syndrome.
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When a Female (wife or girlfriend) isnt fast enough doing something in the kitchen and ends up with a black eye and a bruised ego.
Did you see stacey today, she seems a little mopey and has a black eye! - yes, worst case of kitchen syndrome ive ever seen!
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To not win the World Series in 100 years.
See also: Epic Fail, and Pwned.
Guy 1: Doesn't seem like the Braves are going to win the World Series for a while.
Guy 2: Must be Cub's Syndrome.
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A person who cannot help but be sarcastic. He lives to be sarcastic and all of his actions and words radiate sarcasm in some form or another. Even his or her walk is sarcastic.
Jordan Sarin is a sufferer of "Sarcasm-Syndrome"
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The need for stupid bitches to give head to useless stupid ghetto punks.
Yo! Dat bitch wid chickenhead syndrome gave f'ed up head to dem punks again.
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A state of mental existence often misdiagnosed as a disorder. Though this is probably to be expected, as people who do not benefit from Asperger's were the ones who decided to call it one. Asperger's is a form of high-functioning autism that has effects such as the ability to focus intently and a level of logical thinking that almost rivals computers. Asperger's people also have a lower tendency to care about social interactions and graces, which is likely why neurotypicals (normal folks, often abbreviated NT) consider them disabled.
Asperger's is no more a disorder than sleep is. If anything, the mind of an Asperger's individual is more organized than a normal person's.
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