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Have you ever wondered - what is an Emilie? Well I have the answer:
An Emilie is a very complex creature with many quirks. It can be found in its natural habitat Låsby, where it participates in the lokal samfund. The Emilie species is known for its stunning appearance and signature sounds - the Emilie has a variety of sounds it makes when it becomes happy. The Emilie is also known for having a bygningsfejl which makes it bad at minigolf and every other physical activity. Nonetheless the Emilie is a very lovely and amazing creature and a blessing to this earth.
"Look at that, that must be an Emilie"
Baddest girl out there. Hella good at valorant. Dont hit her up she got a boy.
Emilie is a word that is often used in a negative sentence. Emilie is very quirky and fun, but once u get to know her its all going bad. On the outside she is a little sweety pie, but on the inside shes a real devil😉
Omg look that is such a Emilie thing to do!
She's simply the best !!
She's the best drinking partner and a very good listener.
She can , sometimes , lack self-confidence , act really strangely and have rather questionable musical tastes. (Seriously, Who listens Ghostemane ?)
But she will be definitely the best person you will meet in your life...
Emilie ! P'tite bière ?
Emilie m'a envoyé un pavé hier soir.
Where to start…Emilie is manipulative liar that will constantly try to seek everyone’s attention. And to put it plainly she is just downright annoying. Her stories can get a bit whack to the point that you realize that she is just LYING AGAIN. She is quite the opposite of loyal, and you should never trust your secrets with her. She is a TWO FACED NUISANCE. To put it in Khloe Kardashian’s words: “LIARRRRRRRRR!”.
Emilie is a liar.
The girl you can’t trust with your secrets is Emilie.
An Emilie is a very rare & special creature. Stories have been told about her beauty, capability to brighten up people's lives & ability to pleasure her partner.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
Person 1: Wow, that woman is awesome!
Person 2: Yeah, she's, like, 2% of how awesome Emilie is.
emilie likes fictional characters. Especially Kenma Kozume
someone: wanna hang out ?
emilie: ...