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The act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and then asking an unsuspecting friend if they want to buy a watch.
Jared: Hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? Travis: (Turns around unsuspectingly) Damn man it's your dick!
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While during anal sex the man says to the woman "i have aids." And she she trys to get away the man must stay on.
Brister was making love to a hooker and said he had aids, and she took him for a 3 mile run around the block while he was still on. mexican bull ride
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Twenty dollar bills, so one can make change with all the Mexican people that buy everything with $100 bills, yes, even if they have twenties. Keeping twenties is insurance against the slowdown caused by having to get change for a $100 from someone else.
I saw a lot of Mexican families in line ready to mispronounce the name of the movie they wanted to see after taking 5 minutes standing in line to decide what that movie would be, so I made sure that I had plenty of Mexican Insurance on hand by keeping more twenties in my drawer.
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The act of taking a shit and while peeing a shit comes out
I had the best Mexican chocolate bar ever
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Also known as the front-butt of a large Hispanic woman. Typically smells of old burritos and chupacabra feces
Holy crap, did you see that Mexican crock pot on that chick!
Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.
Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.
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a port-o-potty; port-o-let; port-o-john; portable toilet. named so because port-o-poddees are found predominantly in construction areas where Mexicans are known to frequent and work and their resemblance to a ramshackle space shuttle.
No bathrooms on this construction site, just Mexican space shuttles.
Jose was in the Mexican space shuttle for an hour, I wouldn't go in there.
That Mexican space shuttle is dirty.
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