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Right in the middle of the asshole bitch

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.

(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!

by BenPC August 14, 2017


By right & By left

Typically used in Singlish to differentiate between the "right & proper"/official/etc (by right) way of doing something and the "quick & easy"/unofficial/corner-cutting/etc (by left) way of doing something.

Alice: Hey! Rubbish collector supposed to collect recyclables separate from non-recyclables, what?

Bob: By right, that’s the case but by left they oso just dump them in the same bin.
Alice: What by right & by left?! They should do their job properly!
Bob: Liddat, lor; angry so much for what?

by AzureArmageddon February 13, 2023


retard right

When people who don't like you tell you that you are wrong in EVERYTHING you say and/or do just to boost their own pathetic ego. This in turn makes them feel justified in whatever they do and makes you feel like you are less than them somehow, like you're an animal. In reality, those people are the retards who have to hurt others just to make themselves feel right like as if they were smarter than everyone else.

Fake smart person: "Your existence means nothing and you are nothing therefore you are ALWAYS wrong and I am always right so just give up because my shit smells better than yours."

Average person 1: "Who is this retard telling me I am worthless?"

Average Joe 2: "Just some loser who wants to believe they are BTY. Pay no mind to them as they are bitter in life and have no goals other than to be retard right."

by TruthHammer2000 February 29, 2012


bob right now

Bob himself is indefinable on a spiritual level, meaning bob can never truly fully be comprehended by the human brain
but if you are bob right now the simplest apprehension possible is that you possess amazing qualities and supernatural powers, Bob has no capacity or limit to what he can do because he is bob.

you are bob right now

by joe mom 69 funny lol March 6, 2021


getting right on my gudgie

when someone is getting on you nerves/annoying you.

Person 1: hahahaha
Person 2: Stop, you getting right on my gudgie!

by dunkbunk January 19, 2023


The Kid On The Right Of you

The kid on the right of you in class, the types may vary, but the most common and run into one is a Brody. He usually plays solitaire and constantly makes retarded noises and screams at the computer, if you encounter this type, try to ignore him as much as possible or by saying "stop being a fucking retard brody"

Oh shit The Kid on the right of you is raging at solitaire again! Oh SHIT HE'S BEATING THE COMPUTER MONITOR AGAIN.

by IneedMoreStickersForMyHydro August 26, 2019


Extraterritorial Rights

A funny phrase from Ace Attorney Investigations, originating from the final boss's repeated use of his special rights as an ambassador to do whatever the fuck he wants (even commit murder...twice) and face no repercussions.

"We have irrefutable evidence that you committed two murders and are the head of a smuggling ring!"

"Extraterritorial Rights."

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

by Someone who kinda exists March 28, 2024