RBD Library, or any place in general that you have to go, sit for hours studying your ass off, and frequently visit every week.
"'Sup my boy."
"What's goin on?"
"(sigh....) Square one...."
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do a fuckin ripper anal blast!
remember that time u cut one on that plastic chair.
that was some stinky shit right there!
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when a person is knocked to the floor in one punch
did you see that fight before? deanus got one-decked
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a quickie or a one night stand
Alex hit me up for a cheap one last nightโฆ
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When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one
Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one
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A certain girl who teaches children on the wonders of apple sex. She lives off of random things and loves Danis very much. Her day usually consists of teaching followed by going to rainbow lezzy land and skipping with bunnies.
Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!
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An "Off-By-One" (OBO) in a non-programming context is the act of a touch-typist beginning to type with their hands one key offset from home position.
If the typist in question types fast enough, the resulting nonsense string of gibberish resembling a 14 year-old's SMS history or YouTube comment may actually be sent/submitted before they notice what they've done.
Ex 1:
Sm "Pgg-Nu-Pmr" )PNP_ om s mpm-ptphts,,omg vpmyrcy od yjr svy pg s ypivj-yupody nrhommomh yp yupr eoyj yjrot jsmfd pmr lru pggdry gtp, yjr jp,r ppdoyopm/ (*That was actually harder than I thought it'd be, though notice the prevalence of things like omg and gtp)
Ex. 2:
Carly1992: Wanna come over to my place?
TCAPreditorBate: rirakky!
TCAPreditorBate: totally* Sorry, off by one
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