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(in some jurisdictions) sexual intercourse with a minor by a woman.
That college girl had sex with my sixteen year old cousin. Now she's being brought up on snatchutory rape charges.
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Taking food that you are not entitled to by any of the criteria
--Girl taking food off of a guys plate without asking. Even if he would have said yes, it does not matter.
--Receiving food from an intoxicated person that they normally wouldn't give (a pack of ramen is like kissing a drunk person. It is not rape, but somebody who is invested in morality will probably wait for them to be sober)
--Stealing somebody's food when they are slumped. This is the B Cosby of food rape.
--Saying that you will pay somebody back then not doing it, or underpaying them.
*probable feminist takes food of a guys plate randomly*
Me: STOP RAPING HIM! THAT IS RAPE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU SICK FUCK!
Feminist: RAPE IS NOT A JOKE, AND MEN CANNOT BE RAPE VICTIMS!
Me: *puts Stephen A. Smith on speaker phone*
Stephen A. Smith: First of all, the notion that men cannot be victims is BLASPHEMOUS! Have you ever heard of prison? Second, that is a bonafide case of food rape, it is egregious, and there is no need to exacerbate the issue by denying it. Quite frankly, the only apropos is to apologize to the brotha, I'd say the fact of the matter is that you owe an apology to the ownership, your teammates, and the fan base.
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When someone is using a self-checkout till at a supermarket you scan or swipe your clubcard/points-card before they can do theirs so that you get the points. There is no 'remove clubcard' button so once you've swiped they have no choice but to pay and you get the points.
*beep* "damn you just clubcard raped me and that beer was worth 300 points"
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Being forced into doing something that you have no interest or motivation to do.
Time rape only occurs when the activity being forced upon you is excessively long.
I can't go to the party, I'm being time raped at my mother in laws this afternoon.
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When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.
"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."
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When you unexpectedly take a photo of somebody using frontal camera of your phone and the last thing they see is their own face.
- wtf was that with your phone?
- i just made a rape selfie of you
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Being forced into watching a film against your will
She made us watch fifty shades of grey. It was total film rape.
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