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Torch a tree

When two people are bumping uglies and the girl sets the guys pubes on fire and they have to fuck the flames out

Hey dude, did Torrie and you torch a tree last night? You're walking kinda funny.

Hell yeah dude! Shit was FLAME!

by T town March 21, 2018


Trim my Christmas tree

Circumcision

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 23, 2022


Tree Mugger

The opposite of a Tree Hugger; One who hates the environment, litters, does not recycle, does not believe in Climate Change or Global Warming, ect.

Jimmy is such a Tree Mugger! He Leaves his Hot Cheetos bags all over the ground!

by K-Song April 13, 2011


bending tree

When you bend over a paralyzed girl and cum in her ass.

Me and Diane did a bending tree last night in bed.

by The Real Zoe Smith February 27, 2017


tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest

While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.

by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020


Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down

Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(

by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022


wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.

I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.

by Kaorivec October 16, 2022