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AKA "Pond poop, Bass brownie", Those strange poop-like clumps of dark algae that float to the surface of the ponds. They are usually only found in ponds with lots of vegetation about it, like cattails and lily pads.
Dwane didn't swim today because he was afraid of the lerbum turds.
Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.
(Shane is laying on the floor)
Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!
Henry: Carpet Turds?
Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!
believe in yourself and you can do it
timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"
The act of using Tik Tok while using the toilet. Usually for an inordinate amount of time.
"You're taking a lotta time in there...are you Tik Turding??!"
A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.
When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.
When someone SHITZ on yo Titehs
If i was to pull down my pants, position my Anus over yo chest and take a crap on yo Titehz You would Have TURD TITIES K BITCH