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When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.
I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.
THIS IS THE TERM USED FOR THE GAS LEAKING FROM YOUR ASS ALSO KNOW AS A FART. THIS IS THE SOLE OF YOUR POOP THAT'S BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD AS THE "TURD SPIRIT". FLYING AROUND THE AIR TERRORIZING ANYONE WHO STANDS IN ITS WAY!!!
LET YOUR TURD SPIRIT BE FREE!!
AKA "Pond poop, Bass brownie", Those strange poop-like clumps of dark algae that float to the surface of the ponds. They are usually only found in ponds with lots of vegetation about it, like cattails and lily pads.
Dwane didn't swim today because he was afraid of the lerbum turds.
Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.
(Shane is laying on the floor)
Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!
Henry: Carpet Turds?
Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!
believe in yourself and you can do it
timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
Another term for some pot that comes in very small buds.
I called my friend and said "Hey, do you want to go half with me on a bag of bat turds ?"