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The feminine counterpart of big dick energy. While many view a wide vagina as detrimental, it enables the passage of a baby, so I guess it's better
Eddy Redmayne has wide vagina aura
Wearing high waisted jeans with a camel toe
Damn those jeans are given her a long neck vagina!
When you don't smell the lube before putting it in......ben gay in vagina.
"She had to go to the hospital because she had vagina Ben Gay"
A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!
trousers are a tad tight on a man around the undercarriage causing the seam of the trousers to ‘split’ the ball thus creating a ‘vagina’.
I was sat on the tube and the man opposite had a ball bag vagina
n. a beat up pussy, almost resemblying roast beef. appears to have arms and legs, with a big nose.
Derived from a rare occurance, when a motorcycle was driving down the street with a vagina on it. 20 miles later, it was a wobbly floppy vagina, just beat up from the ride.
After running a train on Barbie, she had a wobbly floppy vagina, not to mention a need for the Double D.
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Dry Vagina Syndrome (DVS) is known as severe case of lack of sex for a woman. Causing the vaginal tissue to stop secreting lubricants, effectively drying up. Symptoms include denial of DVS,excessive bitchiness, mood swings,a sharp temper, dry and chap vaginal tissue and a very aggressive sexual drive when the opportunity of dick is around. DVS usually follows NDS, an acute lack of penis.
She is excessively bitchy today, her Dry Vagina Syndrome must be flaring up.
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