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The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...
Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?
Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?
Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!
Friend 2: ...what?
To be gay for a day last for a day on May 3rd
National Gay Day
(of a person) homosexual (used especially of a man).
"Guy; damn yall trynna gang bang tonight
Homies; ah hell nah u gay asf dawg"
National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger group of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.
Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
April,24th give your man the best blowjob he can have
I just gave my bf a blowjob for national blowjob day
17th March - the day that all Hangas are not allowed to be bullied and must be help to the utmost respect. This is the day that the lovely side of Hangas are brought out and everyone gets to see how wonderful they truly are.
Person A: Hanga, you're so dumb.
Hanga: :((
Everyone else: woahh you can't say that it's National Hanga Day!? Hanga, you're such a nice person! We love you!
THe idea which defines a nations peolpe not by race, creed, ethnecity, like right wing nationalism, but defines all of the above as part of a nation, also engages in left wing programs, such as pension plans i.e social security, but is also concerned with protecting the country poloitcally, and economicly. This is done by protecting home grown industrys, and having a strong military
Left wing nationalism is just what the US needs
National horny day is on April 17th. Everybody can be horny with no remorse
Where my National Horny Day nudes @?