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A day where you get head .on April 26th,2019.
Yo how was your April 26 ...it was good I got head from my girlfriend since it was national head day
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August 3rd grab you girl from behind and finger that private standing up don’t stop until her legs are shaking and shes begging for mercy
Guy:Babe come here
Girl:why
Guy:*grabs from behind and fingers private *
Girl:why did you do that
Guy:its august 3rd national finger day
Girl:oh yea wanna go again 😏
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When 45th president Donald J. Trump created a deluded version of reality, in order to back up his opinions.
Oh he's probably just using his imaganation again. What an idiot.
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17th March - the day that all Hangas are not allowed to be bullied and must be help to the utmost respect. This is the day that the lovely side of Hangas are brought out and everyone gets to see how wonderful they truly are.
Person A: Hanga, you're so dumb.
Hanga: :((
Everyone else: woahh you can't say that it's National Hanga Day!? Hanga, you're such a nice person! We love you!
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April,24th give your man the best blowjob he can have
I just gave my bf a blowjob for national blowjob day
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THe idea which defines a nations peolpe not by race, creed, ethnecity, like right wing nationalism, but defines all of the above as part of a nation, also engages in left wing programs, such as pension plans i.e social security, but is also concerned with protecting the country poloitcally, and economicly. This is done by protecting home grown industrys, and having a strong military
Left wing nationalism is just what the US needs
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National horny day is on April 17th. Everybody can be horny with no remorse
Where my National Horny Day nudes @?
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