Like My Uncle

When you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle.

bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.

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Swear like a sailor

Someone whom very oftenly unnecessarily and excessively swears without even realising it and without the intention to be rude

“Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck did he think would happen?”
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “

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tramps like us

Springsteen fans

derives from BTR

Tramps like us

Baby we were Born to Run

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feel like welfare

To feel your worst. Feeling gross.

Sally drank a flat of beer last night...The next morning when she woke, she turns to her boyfriend and says..."Man!, I feel like welfare today!"

You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"

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I Like That Mocha

An expression to be used when an attractive person with mocha-colored skin walks by.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy who just walked by?
Girl 2: Mhmmm, I like that mocha!

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tastes like crap

Tastes disgusting.

This taco tastes like crap!

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rise like biscuits

Pretty much the same thing as a regular rise. A cue to a group that it's time to get the fuck up and move the hell on to a new location.

This club is so whack...It's time to rise like biscuits.

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