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When you want to hit anouther driver so bad that your fist has a hard-on.
That jerk cut right in front of me. I was so mad I had to show him my roadrage boner!
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An awkward boner occurring when in a close situation with a close friend, such as a hug or spooning. It is not caused by intimacy and can also coincide with the random boner which has happened at an awkward time.
It is polite to inform the friend that this situation is boner weird, so he/she is not disgusted with your random erection.
guy one: I have to warn you, this hug is boner weird.
guy two: It's ok, we all get boner weird every once in a while.
Guy one: See that guy over there, why has he got an erection in the swimming pool?
Guy two: Oh that's just Harry, he's always getting boner weird.
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To aquire a hard on from watching rape scenes in cinema.
Gf: is this rape scene turning you on you freak!?
Bf: I've got a total rape boner.
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Boner brew is your finished product after your brew (masturbating). Think of when you brew beer or tea to get your finished product. Same if you're making your boner brew, you get cum! Hooray!
I was in my room making some boner brew to Brazzers when all of a sudden Godzilla rips the roof off of my room and snatches my phone away and tells me to settle down, I've made like 5 brews today.
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When you have such severe pussylessnees in your life you go in to Boner Schock
I miss the pussy so bad I went into Boner shock
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The phenomenon that occurs when a penis becomes so unaroused that it contracts into an erect, albeit very tiny, state; usually due to the consumption of too much adderall, or a very intense workout.
Bro, you must be cracked out on adderall. I can totally see your reverse boner through your gym shorts.
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An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.
Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.
While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but suck them.
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