When you want to hit anouther driver so bad that your fist has a hard-on.
That jerk cut right in front of me. I was so mad I had to show him my roadrage boner!
To aquire a hard on from watching rape scenes in cinema.
Gf: is this rape scene turning you on you freak!?
Bf: I've got a total rape boner.
Boner brew is your finished product after your brew (masturbating). Think of when you brew beer or tea to get your finished product. Same if you're making your boner brew, you get cum! Hooray!
I was in my room making some boner brew to Brazzers when all of a sudden Godzilla rips the roof off of my room and snatches my phone away and tells me to settle down, I've made like 5 brews today.
The phenomenon that occurs when a penis becomes so unaroused that it contracts into an erect, albeit very tiny, state; usually due to the consumption of too much adderall, or a very intense workout.
Bro, you must be cracked out on adderall. I can totally see your reverse boner through your gym shorts.
When you have such severe pussylessnees in your life you go in to Boner Schock
I miss the pussy so bad I went into Boner shock
An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.
Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.
While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but suck them.
The female equivalent to a male erection. Classier, perhaps.
Woah, I almost got a lady boner Pat was impressing me so much.