Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion
The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.
Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
Guys with the most insane ability to get any girl they want. Also guys who will turn into the biggest assholes you've ever met if you fuck with them. Be careful with them around women you like as they'll probably get them first.
What happened" "I pissed off the Marshall brothers so they banged my girlfriend and my sister and sent me pics" "Damn!"
This word will set the insult game to the next level and the survivors will never be the same
Bob: ure mom gay
Dave: no u
Bob: ure dad lesbian
Dave: ure granny granny
Bob: ure sister a mister
Dave: I didn't want to do this but URE brother a hugger
Bob: soul is instantly devoured by the beings of the cosmos
the tightest bond two can have...typically occurs when two friends simultaneously break their knuckles. if you mess with one, you mess with both.
“What are those god damn knuckle brothers up to this time?”
The most underrated boys in South Africa. Ubuntu Brothers is a dynamic Duo from South Africa, been making music since 2018
Who is Ubuntu Brothers? The most underrated boys
People you get high with but do not associate with outside of that
"Hey are you and Kyle friends?"
"Nah, we're just blunt brothers"