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When a stripper puts her crotch on your face
Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?
Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
A definition of the female genital area when not washed regularly.
Everyone knows your girlfriend has a stinky burger .
She ate
She = Onika
Ate = Burgers
"Onika burgers!!"
"Thank you"
Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond means literally fuck all. Use it in response to an awkward silence, a queef or to your nan!
Came about when me n my best mate were high watching Kitchen Nightmares, "Deluded Chef BOILS a Burger!" and I smashed the phrase "Big Bond themes" from Peep Show with "boiled burgers" and out came Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond.
Nikieta: *Queefs*
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond..
My nan: Hello!
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond!
Group of people: *silence*
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond.
It’s an Oreo inside of a cooked burger
Hey Zander wanna hand me a Oreo burger? I’m starving!
An Oreo inside of a cooked burger
Hey chad brother wanna make me a Oreo burger