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The sad little song made up for a joke by blue peter presenters who are desperate for pot.
omg, i need a high - come on kids, lets do it 1 more time;
Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea...
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When WASP is performing oral sex on a man, the guy blows it in his 20 year old mouth, holds his jaw together and says: "The Red Sox stink!"
WASP gave such bad oral, I had to give him an angry dragon.
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After the success of the mission led by Apollo 11, it was certain that the world should not stop there when it comes to space travel . On the contrary, since then, research and expeditions have only become more extensive and recurrent. However, until very recently, NASA used rockets provided by Russia for its expeditions (since the shutdown in 2011 of their winged space shuttles): which greatly limited the growth of its evolution in exploration. In collaboration with it for a very long time, the company Space X provides the American space agency with the Crew Dragon space vehicle.. On May 27, 2020, the Crew Dragon capsule was propelled from Florida towards the International Space Station (ISS) with on board: two American astronauts. This is a great achievement for Americans.
SpaceX : Crew Dragon
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The feeling you would get while trying to pass very spicy food the day after eating it
"Here Mick did you enjoy the vindaloo last night?" " yes ,but my asshole was like a dragons nostril this morning"
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When a girl is sucking u off and you coom in her mouth, as you coom you scream “I HAVE (any std here)” and close hold her mouth closed. the shock of that sentence you just shouted will cause the coom to fly out of her nose like a dragon’s smoke.
I gave ur mum the Alaskan snow dragon
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When you dump hot sauce all over your hand and fist someone in the anus.
I Five finger dragoned him so hard in the anus that I don't think he'll we walking soon
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While immersed in doggy style intercourse, one spits on their partners back to fake an orgasm and as their partner turns around they proceed to ejaculate on their face. The ultimate facial deception.
Sarah was so mad after I gave her the false-spitting dragon last night.
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