Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

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Pigeon eye

someone whos eyes look like a pigeon's after sex or a beating

I banged jennifer so hard last night she got pigeon eye

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Eye Sweat

When you sweat through your eyes, usually mistaken for “crying”.

Joe: Hey are you crying?
Jacob: No it’s just eye sweat

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Eye Barf

When something looks so bad, your eyes could barf.

Brittney: Omg ew, look at Kaven.
Amber: I know! He makes my eye barf.

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whispering eye

A woman's vagina.

Boy's have penises, women have whispering eyes.

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Big EYE

A street drug that makes people act like their aint a problem in the world.

ex 1: When I seen little Johnny was shot but didn't call the ambulance, I knew he was on big EYE.
ex 2: "Everybody got their own problems. When I lost my son Big EYE helped me get through the pain and still does... Don't worry about me."

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Dark Eyes

Cheap ass vodka. Most times you can distinguish Dark Eyes from other vodka by its distinct "rubbing alcohol" taste/smell. Generally found at high school parties due to the price. It can be found at some college parties, but will never, ever be seen at a gay party. In hard times it can be considered acceptable to have a bottle of Dark Eyes, but this is only allowable in crisis situation.

Tiffany: Oh, my God, Amber! I have $2.57!
Amber: Totally awesome! We can get my older brother to buy us a keg of Dark Eyes and we'll have change left over!

Coco: I just did bottle shots of Dark Eyes with Nate in the parking lot at IHOP.... I told him to give me his gay card.

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