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A person who spends a great deal of time on facebook and basically trolls the entire site looking for anything interesting to do there, because they've completely lost their mind.
Man.. I don't even know that guy, and he's commenting on my note. What a facebook weevil...
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Seeing somebody in your friends page through a picture/comment. To complete the crush, you then see them at a party or event etc.
friend 1 - "Dude, i saw that same hot girl i facebook creeped on, at that last party. me gusta(I Like). i have to talk to her."
friend 2 - dude... i call that the facebook crush.
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Also known as the gay avenger. Someone who uses their facebook page to stroke their own ego. Also someone who uses their status to make fun of their "friends" links or status's in order to disparage their friends and make themselves feel superior.
Rey Howard is a Facebook Penis
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Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.
Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
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The act of deleting all wall posts, friends, and applications, as well as untagging all pictures, and deleting the account.
Dan: My account was deleted. When I reactivated it, I realized that everything was deleted.
Jake: You were Facebook Bombed. Someone must not like you.
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having nothing to do but irritate girlfriend by repeatedly poking her and then telling people you enjoy it when she pokes you back as a sexual reference.
yo, i was bored so i started poking on facebook. ya know, my girl, 'cuz i like it when she pokes me back, ya heard??
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A long list of comments on a facebook wall
Kevin
Little Mountain Spongee
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Pete
Little Mountain sucks balls...lol
31 minutes ago
Kevin
how did they taste...lol
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Kevin
I havent played there but it`s almost within walkin distance to my place
29 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
I wouldn't know....I don't suck balls lol
Ask Mel..I think he does
29 minutes ago
Pete
Well..that makes a difference..
In contrast..I live opposite side of the city lol
28 minutes ago
Kevin
ya thats why I think that Kildonan swallows
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Kev
all the money from my wallet for gas and entry fees
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Pete
Yeah for me...its right there..like 10 minutes to any rink.
Also one of the rinks is literally out my front door and 150 feet!
22 minutes ago
Mel
Friends dont fite on my status..
17 minutes ago
Kevin
THAT`S HOCKEY
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Kevin
as redneck Cherry wud say
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Kevin
or more like DAT`S HOCKEY
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Pete
Hey Mel....I will fight who I want on your Facebook...
I will even leave the mess for you k
7 minutes ago
Kevin
facebook poop...Heaeaeaeaeaaeaeaaaa!
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Pete
lmao
6 minutes ago
Kevin
I`m gonna send that to the urban dictionary
about a minute ago · Delete
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