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The art of cumming in the face of a female, and getting her in the eye. She then closes it and yells "arrgh". If you get her especially well, she may need an eye-patch.
Bill Clinton: "I did not have pirate face relations with that woman." -Reuters
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Insult: to state that someone looks like a real fucker; i.e., as in a chode or asshole.
Man, what a fuck face that guy is!
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when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.
i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.
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The sweetest comeback ever. If someone asks a question simply answer it with "your face" or "your mom's face". If you hear someone say "your mom" then go up to them and say "your face" then "I don't wanna hear it I win!" and slug them. Just like slug bug.
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Guy 1- Your mom goes to college
Guy 2- Your face goes to college, IdontwannahearitIwin! OOOOhhh score all your w00t are belong to me!
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Mom- You have to clean your room!
You- Your face has to clean my room! Oh you just got pwn3d
3)
Lucas- you should add banana phone and cool graphics to your site.
Me- yeah, your face should add banana phone and kewl graphics! OOOHHH w00t!!!!1111 I just totally pwn3d you!
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when someone is being irrational.
You caca face! or Why you gotta be a caca face!
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That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.
Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?
Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.
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To spend cash on a purchase - references the faces on dollar bills.
"I see you got cash today."
"Yeah, Im dropping faces for once."
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