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a phrase you would scream, before taking an awesome hit from the bong.
bob- you want to spark that bong?
sue- Hell yea, fire in da hole!
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One places sriracha on the tip of their penis, and then inserts into their partner whom is in the doggy style position. First to scream is the crab, and receives a buttering.
Sarah tried to run away like an Alaskan fire crab when I put sriracha on my penis.
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An extremely special act of love which can only be performed several times per year.
Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.
Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.
Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.
Hey Jenny clean your room it smells like two Koreans had a Colombian Brush Fire in here!
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When you have sex with your penis covered in Bengay while watching a MTV Most Frightened Performance winner Dakota Fanning.
Wow dude, you did the Dakota fire pit with her?
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A chick whose fat thighs rub together as she walks. The terms coming from how you'd rub two logs together to create a flower.
Yo...that chick has some fire starter thighs.
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During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.
last night Amy screwed me i got Texas Fire Hosed because she can't keep it down
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