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Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.
Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*
Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."
A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.
That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.
Brittany’s a real four-dicker.
When a high five is given erroneously, you perform a minus-five to correct it by putting hands together and removing them while making the high five clap noise with your mouth. Imagine a high five in reverse.
Matt: I texted Ryan and told him "chop chop it's beer 30."
Trucks comes down the road.
Robert: Here comes Ryan now! You told him!
*high five*
Truck passes
Matt: That's not Ryan, minus-five.
In reference to the binary scale of judging women, a negative five is a woman so so ugly that she should not be allowed to reproduce.
HOLY SHIT! Dude, did you see that negative five over at Five Guys?
An orgy involving at least two women with hairy legs.
Winter in the Klondike is a perfect time for dinner with friends and a Yeti High Five.
When you and a friend from your past, get together after a big hiatus, and realize that you both have been living your best lives, and now they finally intersect. Who needs real high fives, when your lives can high five themselves!?
Josh: This is crazy. We both own houses, have killer jobs we love, we spend every weekend on the water, and we basically have been killing it! So glad we are hanging out again!
Brittany: Duh. Life high five!
He had five minutes of fame then went back to being a dumbass