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the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows
Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.
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something that happens when you run windows vista for no longer then 10 minutes. usually when your doing something very important or just beating your meat.
last night i was beating my meat to female/female/donkey action and i got a blue screen of death. so i picked up my computer and threw it out the fucking windows and smoked a cig after.
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An extremely awesome band to listen to when you need a break from the loud music with great cds and songs varying from 'Marching Bands of Manhatten', and 'I Will Follow You Into The Dark'.
I listen to Death Cab For Cutie every waking moment because they are so awesome.
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An ethiopian death wheel is a natural defence mechanism by native Ethiopians to escape sudden and life threatning danger. When extream danger presents it self, ethiopians can stand fully erect and begin to cartwheel away from the
perceived danger at speeds of 35mph to 45mph.
When a lion appeared in the local market place, all the ethiopian shoppers fromed an ethiopian death wheel and cartwheeled to safety.
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A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.
Death Grip Syndrome.
...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.
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When you put your or their balls in their eyes and fart in your or their mouth
Hey Bob wanna give me a Australian Death Mask?
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A delicious pub cocktail. In a large pint glass fill with:
Half a pint of Stella.
2 shots of Vodka.
Top up with Smirnoff Ice.
Mate, could you spare the £8 for a ninja death pint?
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