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If a girl just won't shut up , shove a xanix down her throat
Dude, my friend's girl was just b****** and b****** You know and I was like " bro just David her!"
It's another funny saying that means to 'jack off', in other words.. masturbate.
rosie palm- the palm of your hand
5 fingers.. yea u already know
rosie palm and her five fingers are having fun in my brothers room.
This is when a woman has big, bright, colorful eyes that are beyond becoming and entrancing and suggest to you that you may be the one. When it happens your life will forever change.
Leo: " And then I started to tell her how I felt about her. Dude, and then...she just..."
Leon: "What happened bro? Finish the story!"
Leo: "She smiled and began to bat her majestic eyelashes at me. Man! Her eyes were like butterflies. It's really happening!"
Fairfield slang for fucking a chick, but out here we mollywhop and run mobby trains yadadamean?! We go 18 Dummy in this Bitch!
Little Boys, Press the mute button cause I don't wanna take her for the noise, EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!
Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?
Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.
If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.
Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.