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A one night stand on webcam.
Cam sex.
You finger/jackoff on cam then you never speak of it again...
Tom: My friend Tina was talking to me last night...it was kinda late and somehow we ended up doing stuff over cam...
Ben: So it was a one night cam then?
Tom: She lives in Scotland. I'm never gonna see that chick again!
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Being the only guy at a bridal shower, surrounded by a bunch of women or 'dragons', find the hottest girl there, sad that she's not having a baby, and take her into that closet!!
"Dang Gur! How did I get hornswaggled into coming HERE to the Night of a Million Dragons?"
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nights were u really horny and drunk and high and probably underaged too
how tf did he have a late night 828?
he had a fake id and stole all the mcallan, left with some snowbunnies
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A baby which is disposed of quickly as prom night (With the use of drugs, or the actual baby itself being put in a dumpster) - usually refers to all babies from Teenagers who got pregnant on prom night that were abandoned.
"I'm just a prom night dumpster baaaaaaby, got no mom or dad. Prom night dumpster baby - my story isn't long before it is sad."
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Goodnight blue cheese is like saying goodbye piece of shit.
Guy 1 : *knocks out Guy 2*
Guy 3 : Good night Blue cheese
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Along with Disco Demolition Night, one of the stupidest nights in baseball history. June 4, 1974, Cleveland Stadium, Ohio. The Cleveland Indians were playing the Texas Rangers, and the Indians unwisely offered all the beer you can drink for ten cents. Many fans showed up drunk/stoned. Nonetheless, the game managed to make its way to the bottom of the ninth inning, tied 5-5. Fans had already been causing nonsense, and a fan decided to jump onto the field and steal a Texas baseball cap. The Rangers and drunk fans then swarmed the field, leading to a WWE style melee with hundreds of participants. An umpire forfeited the game to Texas and got bonked on the head with a seat.
Question: Which did you like better, Disco Demolition Night or Ten Cent Beer Night?
Answer: I guess the disco thing; everyone had a hangover after Ten Cent Beer Night.
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