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John Marquez is the most beautiful person. They care about everyone and she has a amazing smile. He is one of the kindest people ever.
Wow! Your Dating John Marquez? radical dude! They use any pronouns? Sick! Anyways, later skater!
Getting a handjob while shitting
Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john
1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.
2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)
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Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’
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Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’
The name that rivaled the infamous John garris,due to reason disputes the rival to the king has disappeared but we all hope he will return.
Dang John garris is getting beat by John gassy!
John gassy might overtake John garris
Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.
Typical cool MF who doesn’t give a flying fuck about the lies on this site
John M. saw this bullshit on Instagram and showed how petty he can get