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Common slang for "just the top button"
"Hey, can you look up on urbanditionary what "just top button" is"
okay. <go to computer and enter "just the top button">
"The definition isn't here man. I guess i'll just enter in the definition"
<Enters the above into the definition>
Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?
AIM convo:
yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.
What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)
I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!
A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.
"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.
It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
Bro, your just not funny.
when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket
Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket
A response to the phrase "just saying."
When a person says something blunt, rude, or offensive, it can precede or follow an equally blunt, rude, or offensive comment to serve as a way of reminding a person that their words carry weight/there are consequences to their actions.
Jeph: Becky, your shoes look like shit. Hey-- just saying.
Becky: Jeph, go fuck yourself. Hey-- just feeling. :)
Comes from the old saying
"just a silent par" where the
accused doesn't know what the
par is.
Shaun Parr (lad) has been used
to create an easier saying than
"just a silent par"
By using "just a shaun" it has
been shortened down and also
has the meaning of a silent par.
Making it easier all round
Just a Shaun there Ollie.