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slit kick

When a woman gets kicked in her vagina.

Ouch! Looks like Simon missed the soccer ball and instead gave Jennifer a painful slit kick!

by Sierra09 February 20, 2021


Kicking Up Dust

when you have sex with a old lady past the age of 85

“man, last night me and mee maw were kicking up dust

by IndonesianSkank December 9, 2023


National kick an Ollie day

It is on the 20th of november

National kick an Ollie day

by Ollie.yeet.yeet.Ollie November 20, 2020


Toolbox Kick

An action performed when a tool does something very toolboxly.

A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.

Preston was such a fucking toolbox that his douchebaggery could only be described as a Toolbox Kick.

Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"

by Less Than Satisfactory Failure October 9, 2009


national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022


kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021


The Reverse Donkey Kick

You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.

Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.

by Kingaburch February 7, 2021