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You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.
Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.
Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.
I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
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when you scroll from jude_movie’s most recent post to part 361 (third pinned video) realizing he hasn’t posted in a while
“i get so mad when i see the guy kicking his leg”
“jude are you okay? i just saw the guy kicking his leg”
“it’s time to post jude, the guy kicking his leg showed up again”
when you scroll from jude_movie's most recent house md post to the third pinned video realizing he needs to post a new video
"Jude it's time to post, the guy kicking his leg showed up"
"that damn guy kicking
What someone will do when you tell them they are bad at baseball.
You better shut your ugly ass face about my baseball skillz before I roundhouse karate chop kick drop spin on your dick!