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An action performed when a tool does something very toolboxly.
A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.
Preston was such a fucking toolbox that his douchebaggery could only be described as a Toolbox Kick.
Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"
at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
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The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.
You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.
Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.
Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
A popular martial arts move involves launching off from the right leg into a 360 degree clockwise rotation and kicking a target.
Argyle knows how to use the Lotus Kick
The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
Son I gave your mom a coyote kick last night