Donkey Milk

When milk comes from places it couldn't come from.

Bryan: Donkey Milk is fucking gross

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Milk-Boner

When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.

A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"

B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."

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bitch milk

An exclamation of an extremely positive event.

Goldie: Guess what? I just won the mega millions lottery!

JJ: Damn girl, that's bitch milk!

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Milk-Stirrer

When having anal sex, the milk-stirrer is the one who is putting their dick in the other person's ass. Picture the ass as the milk glass, the (eventual) semen as the milk, and the dick as the spoon stirring the chocolate (poo-poo) and the milk all up. A very sweet image, isn't it?

Bill: That was so awesome when Tyler stirred my milk yesterday.

Ted: Yes, Tyler is a very good milk-stirrer.

Bill: Go fuck yourself, bitch.

Ted: Okay.

*Ted takes out dildo and fucks himself*

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pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

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Vanilla Milk Shake

When a male ejaculates into a condom, while the female removes it swallowing the contents from the condom or a vagina.

I just gave Vanessa her first Vanilla Milk Shake.

Vanessa is super down with Vanilla Milk Shakes.

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Devon’s chocky milk

You take a gallon of milk and a pound of gun powder and mix them together and bam you have a devon chocky milk

You tryna pop a devon’s chocky milk bruh

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