Mother Ellise

Mother Ellise is the mom's friend who adopts every object, person, and animal she sees. She also says some very out-of-pocket stuff occasionally, but don't be afraid to give her a high-five. She also gives the patented "Mother Ellise Handshake" which comes in all forms.

"What the crap mother ellise?" or, "She just pulled a Mother Ellise"

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

Karl is your mother

A way to get out of awkward situations.

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"

Mother Dearest

A women named Keith padiddle donk.

kid: hello Mother Dearest
Keith: HEllo mey small child

happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.

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Mother Fuctress

Female version of a mother fucker

"Damn, that bitch is a real mother fuctress!"

mother fucdger

when you try to say mother fucker and see your parents or teachers and try to mix it with fudge but you do it late and end up with this

Teacher: you got a F Michael

Michael: MOTHER FUC*remembers he's in a class room* MOTHER FUCDGER
Teacher: what?