Tool bag

ball sack

Tool is to Dick as Tool bag is to Ball Bag.

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Douche Bag

A sports bag that has strings to tighten the top, used by kids who think they are gangsta or cool.

kid 1: why the hell are you wearing that ugly as douche bag backpack.
"cool kid": cas i look gangsta man.
kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.

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Taco in a bag

A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.

I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?

Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.

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douche bag.

nicholas jonas.

nick jonas is such a douche bag.

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Milk Bags

A bag that holds milk; primarily used in Canada. A lot of people enjoy drinking it straight from the bag.

Gilles milk bags were fucking huge!! I've never seen them so big.

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In your bag

Act of one being in their feelings severely.

Every time your ex comes around you’re always in your bag because he doesn’t want you.

You’re always in your bag when they run out of pizza.

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tea bagged

putting one's ball sack in too girls mouths ( in and out )

that pimp tea bagged his hoes

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