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at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
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The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.
You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.
Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.
Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.
I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
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A slightly uncomfortable feeling that you get in your throat when you eat or drink something you’ve never had before. This feeling usually occur when consuming spicy, tangy, or flavorful items. The feeling can last for 1-10 seconds.
I tried relish for the first time yesterday, and felt a Kick in the throat.
An upbeat song written by Foster The People, with dark lyrics addressing the mental health of those in less fortunate circumstances; example being kids living with divorced or abusive parents.
Person 1: bro, have you ever really thought about what Pumped up Kicks is about?
Person 2: isn’t it about a kid with mental health problems?
Person 1: yeah, that’s what it’s about.