Wet Noodle Syndrome

A level of intoxication that a girl reaches, at which point she starts crying for no reason.

Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.

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My pussies wet

When a girl is horny and wants to fuck

Ohh fuck Daniel my pussies wet

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wet fart nugget

small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.

my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.

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Blowing Wet Shit

See also Blowing Mud; but pretty self-explanatory

Blowing wet shit, or grotesque farts that cause one to require a change of shorts, walk with legs spread apart; often caused by consuming large amounts of fast food or other forms of hot grease

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like a wet chicken

A phrase coined in "Roots", authored by the Pulitzer award winning novelist Alex Haley. A Mandinka elder tribesman is warning young tribesmen who have never seen a white man about the slave traders . The elder is describing how to detect the white man's presence.

"And remember, when you are close to where he has been his scent remains in the air. It is a smell like a wet chicken. The white man is here."

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wet boogie hands

Strange white or clear liquid on ones hands.

Justin bieber was gay so he had wet boogie hands.

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Wet Exit

The act of exiting a kayak while upside down in the water

It's important to learn to wet exit before you can learn to roll

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